Just Was Robbed Yesterday
That is right, I got hit yesterday. Believe it or not, I almost feel like the robbers got robbed instead of me. Our really expensive watches and jewelry is kept in a Diversion soda can safe among a bunch of similar, but real, soda cans in the fridge. Then we have a jewelry chest that we keep some normal stuff. We learned years ago that you got to throw something to the robbers or they may damage your stuff out of spite. Also, if we want our soda ruse to be undiscovered, they need to find something or else they may detect our cleverness.